dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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