He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
