There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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