I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
So. Much. Porn.
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