i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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