Your mouth is God's brothel.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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