How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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