so explain again why im purple
no
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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