What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
are you so shy because you have an std?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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