I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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