We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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