You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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