is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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