I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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