he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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