He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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