normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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