I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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