seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
She bit a glass in half.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I am mentally ready for anal.
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