apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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