Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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