absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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