Non-Jews are for practice
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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