Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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