You work out of a Hotel?
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
