Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
