I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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