You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
she looked like the before picture.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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