Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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