Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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