You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
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