Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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