Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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