Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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