Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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