what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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