Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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