Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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