Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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