i don't like sucking hair
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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