i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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