Ketchup is God's man juice
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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