he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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