The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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