its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Randomize
