Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
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