I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
3 2 1 whiskey
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