i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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