I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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