i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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