he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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