I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
My vagina just recognized that song.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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