Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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